Bopdittetti is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable turtle.

Bopdittetti created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopdittetti, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bopdittetti, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bopdittetti's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bopdittetti's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Bopdittetti loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Run away if eight voles approach from the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about gravity near dogs while wearing gray scarves and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.