Minnellig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome coyote.

Minnellig created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Minnellig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Minnellig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Minnellig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Minnellig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Minnellig.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.