Wiknilcunshav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced pig.

Wiknilcunshav created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiknilcunshav, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wiknilcunshav, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wiknilcunshav's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wiknilcunshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wiknilcunshav.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.