Ragfasgof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited hare.

Ragfasgof created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragfasgof, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ragfasgof, she will turn you into a rock.

Ragfasgof's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ragfasgof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing blue corsets and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.

4. You must love Ragfasgof.

5. Never feed corn to rats while wearing indigo trousers.