Vagdiddap Fotlencib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud chicken.

Vagdiddap Fotlencib created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Vagdiddap Fotlencib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vagdiddap Fotlencib, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vagdiddap Fotlencib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vagdiddap Fotlencib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Vagdiddap Fotlencib must be the most important thing in your life.