Yogdaggom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish dugong.

Yogdaggom created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdaggom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yogdaggom, it will turn you into a duck.

Yogdaggom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yogdaggom's Holy Commandments

1. Yogdaggom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing cyan tights and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Never laugh in the presence of otters.
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