Yogdaggom is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, selfish
dugong.
Yogdaggom created the Milkyway two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogdaggom, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Yogdaggom, it will turn you into a duck.
Yogdaggom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Yogdaggom's Holy Commandments1. Yogdaggom must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Feed all hungry gulls.
4. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing cyan tights and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your hands.
5. Never laugh in the presence of otters.