Fudsakdib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent naga.

Fudsakdib created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudsakdib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fudsakdib, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fudsakdib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fudsakdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fudsakdib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.