Arpbognil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic mouse.

Arpbognil created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arpbognil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arpbognil, she will strike you with lightening.

Arpbognil's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Arpbognil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt birds.