Bafbeddubbon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest beaver.

Bafbeddubbon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Bafbeddubbon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bafbeddubbon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bafbeddubbon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bafbeddubbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing magenta coats and balancing seven copper spheres on your neck.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.