Bunkinkikhon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous shark.

Bunkinkikhon created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunkinkikhon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunkinkikhon, it will come to you in dreams.

Bunkinkikhon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bunkinkikhon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunkinkikhon.

2. Never feed lots of apples to capybaras while wearing mauve dresses.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Bunkinkikhon.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bunkinkikhon in the centre of the settlement.