Tuncet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless owl.

Tuncet created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tuncet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tuncet, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tuncet's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tuncet's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Never jump near birds.

5. Do not stand on grass.