Sidgepben Bosstadsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, confident salamander.

Sidgepben Bosstadsis created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Sidgepben Bosstadsis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidgepben Bosstadsis, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sidgepben Bosstadsis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sidgepben Bosstadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidgepben Bosstadsis.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.