Appsafmit is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage
dragon.
Appsafmit created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Appsafmit, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Appsafmit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Appsafmit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Appsafmit's Holy Commandments1. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.
2. You must love Appsafmit.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not wear orange clothing.
5. Never talk about fire.