Nurldudarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil squirrel.

Nurldudarp created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldudarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurldudarp, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nurldudarp's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nurldudarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo shrews for they are unholy.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.