Yartenhan Leggodwab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless crocodile.

Yartenhan Leggodwab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartenhan Leggodwab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yartenhan Leggodwab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yartenhan Leggodwab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yartenhan Leggodwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Yartenhan Leggodwab on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not chop down trees.