Arphasbat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable dragon.

Arphasbat created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Arphasbat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arphasbat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arphasbat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Arphasbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Arphasbat on top of important buildings.