Watkap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental zebra.

Watkap created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Watkap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Watkap, it will remove you from existence.

Watkap's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Watkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Watkap on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Watkap's name in vain.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.