Vinlanstan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective turtle.

Vinlanstan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Vinlanstan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vinlanstan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vinlanstan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vinlanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.