Vincepbapfarpin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane dingo.

Vincepbapfarpin created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vincepbapfarpin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vincepbapfarpin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vincepbapfarpin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vincepbapfarpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Vincepbapfarpin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if three geese approach from the south.

5. Do not kill gulls.