Gepdod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous pig.

Gepdod created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gepdod, she will ignore you.

Gepdod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gepdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never wear magenta coats.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Never hop near great tits.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gepdod on top of all buildings.