Zigniblid Vedafwan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain toad.

Zigniblid Vedafwan created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigniblid Vedafwan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zigniblid Vedafwan, she will ignore you.

Zigniblid Vedafwan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zigniblid Vedafwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if four great tits approach from the north.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to moths while wearing brown corsets.

5. Do not stand on grass.