Yimquillrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast turtle.

Yimquillrutt created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimquillrutt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yimquillrutt, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yimquillrutt's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yimquillrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Never jump in holy places.