Vedfudmap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical meerkat.

Vedfudmap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfudmap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vedfudmap, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vedfudmap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vedfudmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Vedfudmap in the centre of the settlement.