Safnullgofmeg Vin Capbafstik is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, slow dog.

Safnullgofmeg Vin Capbafstik created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safnullgofmeg Vin Capbafstik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Safnullgofmeg Vin Capbafstik, she will be very sad.

Safnullgofmeg Vin Capbafstik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Safnullgofmeg Vin Capbafstik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three mites approach from the west.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.