Farnbitvig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, caring chicken.

Farnbitvig created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnbitvig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farnbitvig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farnbitvig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Farnbitvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never feed cherries to gulls while wearing rings.