Ratdonlam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient skunk.

Ratdonlam created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratdonlam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ratdonlam, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ratdonlam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ratdonlam's Holy Commandments

1. Ratdonlam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Ratdonlam.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never wear corsets.