Carsadneg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome duck.

Carsadneg created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carsadneg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Carsadneg, she will not care.

Carsadneg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Carsadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Never wear orange jumpers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Carsadneg on top of important buildings.