Dinyattunaf is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive dragon.

Dinyattunaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinyattunaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinyattunaf, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dinyattunaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dinyattunaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Dinyattunaf loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.