Gudsigrap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciful fairy.

Gudsigrap created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudsigrap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudsigrap, he will turn you into a duck.

Gudsigrap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gudsigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Put Gudsigrap first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.