Gumhubdog Bitbeptim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical raven.

Gumhubdog Bitbeptim created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumhubdog Bitbeptim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gumhubdog Bitbeptim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gumhubdog Bitbeptim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gumhubdog Bitbeptim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing red shorts.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to grasshopers while wearing white rings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.