Metflapfar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured wyrm.

Metflapfar created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Metflapfar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metflapfar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Metflapfar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Metflapfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Metflapfar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away from pink seals, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.