Bestbodflap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced bee.

Bestbodflap created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbodflap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bestbodflap, she will torture you forever.

Bestbodflap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bestbodflap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help moths.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.