Besstitcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind crane.

Besstitcuss created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besstitcuss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Besstitcuss, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Besstitcuss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Besstitcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chant in public.