Fatboggof is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent fox.

Fatboggof created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatboggof, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatboggof, she will come to you in dreams.

Fatboggof's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fatboggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Never leap in the presence of geese.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.