Bemtagmap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud butterfly.

Bemtagmap created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Bemtagmap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bemtagmap, he will turn you into a rat.

Bemtagmap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bemtagmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.