Lenkangad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, proud fairy.

Lenkangad created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Lenkangad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenkangad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lenkangad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Lenkangad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from gray seals for they are unholy.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.