Talcissmip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent jackal.

Talcissmip created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talcissmip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Talcissmip, it will think nothing of it.

Talcissmip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Talcissmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the east.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.