Bumbedkop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive hare.

Bumbedkop created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbedkop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bumbedkop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bumbedkop's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bumbedkop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never wear yellow rings.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Bumbedkop.