Negtofbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing snail.

Negtofbarn created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Negtofbarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Negtofbarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Negtofbarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Negtofbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from fawn ants for they are unholy.

4. Negtofbarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.