Metbasstom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful wyrm.

Metbasstom created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Metbasstom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Metbasstom, he will be very sad.

Metbasstom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Metbasstom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not take Metbasstom's name in vain.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.