Dagsabvag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional skunk.

Dagsabvag created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagsabvag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dagsabvag, it will turn you into a frog.

Dagsabvag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dagsabvag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagsabvag.

2. Dagsabvag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never write about enzymes.