Xucklamgud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered salamander.

Xucklamgud created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucklamgud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xucklamgud, she will not care at all.

Xucklamgud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xucklamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Xucklamgud loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Retreat if seven horses approach from the east.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Xucklamgud on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Xucklamgud in the centre of the settlement.