Nibsugstip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unjust zebra.

Nibsugstip created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibsugstip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibsugstip, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nibsugstip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nibsugstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not commit murder.