Kabrotyatmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever pigeon.

Kabrotyatmeg created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabrotyatmeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kabrotyatmeg, it will remove you from existence.

Kabrotyatmeg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kabrotyatmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. You must love Kabrotyatmeg.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.