Kabsafflap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak cobra.

Kabsafflap created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabsafflap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabsafflap, it will turn you into a mole.

Kabsafflap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kabsafflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Worship no other gods but Kabsafflap.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.