Ripfedvedcub Tikhugvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tranquil naga.

Ripfedvedcub Tikhugvil created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripfedvedcub Tikhugvil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ripfedvedcub Tikhugvil, he will curse you with boils.

Ripfedvedcub Tikhugvil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ripfedvedcub Tikhugvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Ripfedvedcub Tikhugvil loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.