Gamladweg Bognartminwapxendot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unfair human.

Gamladweg Bognartminwapxendot created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gamladweg Bognartminwapxendot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamladweg Bognartminwapxendot, she will turn you into a rat.

Gamladweg Bognartminwapxendot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gamladweg Bognartminwapxendot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta stockings.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing green kilts.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Never talk about planets.