Bossgubrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering aardvark.

Bossgubrutt created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgubrutt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bossgubrutt, she will torture you forever.

Bossgubrutt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bossgubrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing brown kilts and balancing six carbon spheres on your hands.