Metdobnul is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying crane.

Metdobnul created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Metdobnul, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Metdobnul, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Metdobnul's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Metdobnul's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear white clothing.