Bogtitvol is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring dove.

Bogtitvol created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtitvol, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogtitvol, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bogtitvol's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bogtitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Always help swans in need.